Coming home from work I was greeted with a breathless excitement, a throttling hug and this shriek-ment from Little Ninja:
MOMMY! I FAN-PEE'D ("fart", in Chinese, but with English past tense) and I JUMPED All! Day! Long! Because.... I love to eat COOKIEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss!!!!!!
*farrrt* She runs away.