The following are frequent comments made by my three-year-old daughter during and after certain bodily functions:
"OMIGOD! That's a lot of poo-poo!"
"My poo-poo is squiggly today."
"I peeped! (as in past tense for pee)"
"Moooommmmy.... I'm dooooooonnnnnee. No wait! There's more coming out! Goooooooo awaaaaaay. Close the door!"
"Mommy, can you help me get it out?"